Uber

Notice: This person is a huge fan of the dick, and as such should be approached with caution as to avoid a mauling.
Uber Uber Uber... What can be said about Uber... Well first off, Uber is the coolest of coolguys, and at the same time is from New Jersey, making him subhuman. Truly a stifling paradox if I've ever seen one. Uber was among the first to join GenAug back in the day, and has stayed with it all this time, rising to the rank of Substitute Glorious Leader in the absence of our true lord and master.

Around the time everything was really starting to kick off, with RS going apeshit and the group being exiled, Uber decided he'd invite his friends Mel and Luke to join in on the fun. One of them was cool and one of them likes boys. He has joined just about every thread that has been made on the site, and in doing so has earned him the title of Spunkcannon. Wear it with pride.

Fun fact: Uber has a dick the size of a dump truck. He also smells like roses and sounds like a baby angel.